"When Sanne finds herself hoped on on caffiene and bored in the early hours of the morning, she does what any other self respecting impulsive person whos never dyed their hair before would do; dye her hair. However when her two cats catch wind of her caffeine ridden and her hair covered in sticky hair day, they realize now is the time to make an escape to their long lost lover; Nikki. Will they make it? Will she fuck her hair up?
"a riveting, suspencful tail of rivet and suspence" - the pizza guy
"I was so into it I didn't make time for bathroom breaks and shit my motherfucking pants!" - aunt jemima
Definitely worth seeing, them cats are some badass douche canoes! - hotdog maker at some factory in Bullshit T.X."
"i wonder if you get outward boobs from skydiving"
"ITS LIKE IM DOING A POTTY DANCE
EXCEPT IT ISNT MY BLADDER
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS
WHAT IT IS IN ME
LIKE A POTTY DANCE OF MY SOUL OR SOMETHING"